Your happy home will then turn into a battleground as you will fight each other physically and mentally to the death. How would she do it? After a mostly happy marriage, she'll demand a divorce. Oh and she'll play 'All By Myself' at your funeral. When it starts getting too much, she'll conspire with some half-witted teens to kill you. How would she do it? Aside from a happy marriage, she'd dominate her life with a ruthless ambition to be on TV. Worth noting that you'd have to be rich to even be in danger. How would she do it? Well, simply put: she'd marry you and then murder you. Okay so the first point can be tolerated. Overly aggressive in bed, totally irrational, bad-tempered and in mountains of debt, she's a nightmare to be with. As soon as your honeymoon begins, she flips. She's beautiful and sweet and perfect up until the wedding. How would she do it? After a short but sweet period, you decide to marry her. She's guilty and will probably kill you too. Despite the fact that she's a bit unhinged, you decide to settle down with her. Suspected of a brutal ice-pick murder, she would claim innocence and convince you of this. How would she do it? Well, you probably should have known better. You'll need a whole load of therapy to even understand what's happened. She'll fake her suicide, only for you to find her pretending to be someone else much later. How would she do it? Well you'll be hired to investigate her only to fall in love at the same time. How would she do it? After what seemed like a happy relationship, she would start sleeping with Jude Law behind your back. How would she do it? Dating a celebrity would be mainly awesome up until the point you get broken up with, while naked. Sarah Marshall (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) How would she do it? She'd enter your small town and persuade you, by being hot, to enter into various schemes with her which would end up with you getting double-crossed and in jail for rape and murder. You'll be inviting her to your sister's wedding before too long only to then find out that she's actually married and you were just for fun. How would she do it? What starts off as a simple arrangement soon manages to transform your commitment-phobic ways. How would she do it? Well, you'd think she was a quiet, unassuming, attractive woman yet once you went to bed with her, she'd reveal herself as an evil alien that would not only break your heart but your entire body in the process. How would she do it? She'll befriend you when you're vulnerable and in need of help but ultimately use your weakness against you and help you to kill the wrong man. But it would lead to you being a billionaire. How would she do it? After you tire her with another condescending speech, she'd dump you in the middle of a busy bar. Once he breaks it off, she'll crawl back to you. How would she do it? She'll decide to wreck your marriage by having an affair with one of her schoolkids. When she returns, a brutal court battle will ensue for custody. How would she do it? She'll marry you and have a kid with you but then leave you so she can "find herself". You'll vow to quit your job to spend your life with her but discover she was actually betraying you and robbing you blind. How would she do it? She'll make you work a bit before causing your frosty heart to melt. How would she do it? She'll act like a loving wife until you discover that she's actually an agent who is pretending to be your wife but is really monitoring you. Your heartbreak would be well-soundtracked. She wouldn't ever call you her boyfriend though and ultimately decide to marry someone else. How would she do it? She'd be your office crush until you finally started to see her outside of work. Your friends might say that they told you so. How would she do it? She'll seduce you, rather effectively, and get you to help murder her husband which will leave you rotting in jail. Make a note of their techniques and then carefully avoid all future signs. So, as some sort of cinematic guidebook, we've assembled a list of 30 movie women who have managed to break the hearts (and sometimes other organs) of us poor, totally innocent, menfolk. So we hear.īeing rejected is always gonna sting, even more so if it's by someone you love.
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